Thursday, June 01, 2006

Quickie: Wish upon a Star

Oh, what I would give for this story, from the annoyingly perma-link-free Wayne Madsen Report, to be true:
Rocky shoals for Bush marriage? Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established temporary residence in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC as a result of a tiff with President Bush over an extramarital relationship involving her husband. Mr. Bush's tryst is said to involve Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It is not known how long Mrs. Bush plans to remain at the Mayflower, however, her security detail has been present at the hotel during hours when the First Lady would normally be residing in the White House. While she was National Security Adviser, Rice, who has never been married, referred to George W. Bush as "my husband" before she corrected herself and said, "the president." Rice was speaking at a dinner when she made her "husband" remarks.
Hello, God? It's me, Sparkle Pony...

9 comments:

sfmike said...

I'll say a prayer for you, Princess.

Lulu Maude said...

Ickyrama!

Karen Zipdrive said...

I am now on my knees, clutching a dusty rosary, trying to remember how to make a novena.
That would be scandalicious beyond compare!

The Boy said...

Why is she staying at that dump the Mayflower and not holding up at the ranch with a shotgun like any other scorned Texan housewife?

Jon said...

See what happens when you let gay people marry?

Anonymous said...

I think it is true. These people are sick, but secrecy in all things is close to 2nd nature for them.

pissed off patricia said...

The song "Let it Be" is playing in my head.

eddy said...

i just hope it gets out.

Anonymous said...

FINALLY we might have some real grounds for impeachment. Forget the illegal war, the torture, Guantanamo... Are you saying he might have had an AFFAIR??? Question: Does God listen to Sparkle Ponies? I think so. I think God hears the prayers of even the littlest, sparkliest Princess Sparkle Ponies. Question: Does the sound of one sparkly hoof clapping make a noise?