Delegates listen to the debate as the Episcopal General Convention tried to decide Tuesday, June 20, 2006 in Columbus, Ohio whether they should bar gays from serving as bishops for now. Delegates are considering a moratorium to appease fellow Anglicans angry about the 2003 consecration of the first openly gay Episcopal bishop, V. Gene Robinson of New Hampshire. (AP Photo/Kiichiro Sato)OMG, it's Schadenfreude City as American Christianity's big hairdresser problem comes home to roost and craps all over the tracts lining its tarnished cage. Yow! Metaphorolicious!
But as the headline suggests, you've got the irresistible force of increasing acceptance of interior decorators and television makeover stars... you know, everywhere... meeting the unmovable object of certain Christians who just can't can't can't stop obsessing over how much they hate them. Forget the soccer tournament thingy, if that's still going on (is that still going on?), because this is without a doubt my favorite spectator sport at the moment. Which side will win? Who cares! As long as they're unhappy, I'm happy. When resurrection cultists collide, everybody wins!