Thursday, June 29, 2006

Condi Embarrassed to be Seen with Ursula Plassnik

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, left, and Austrian Foreign Minister Ursula Plassnik, right, head to a news conference during G8 foreign ministers meeting in Moscow, Thursday, June 29, 2006. President Vladimir Putin met with G8 foreign minister who were gathering in Moscow before a July 15-17 summit of G8 leaders. (AP Photo/Misha Japaridze)
Just kidding! She's protecting the hairdo, people, OK? But seriously, what is up with Plassnik's scarf fetish? Does the woman not know about Hermes? In other news, what does it look like when two people really, really want to eat each other? It looks like this:


Russian Defense Minister Sergei Ivanov, left, and U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice speak during their meeting in Moscow, Thursday, June 29, 2006. Condoleezza Rice arrived in Moscow to take part in G8 foreign ministers meeting held before a July 15-17 summit of G8 leaders. (AP Photo)

9 comments:

WIIIAI said...

What's up with the Austrian giantesses' scarves, you ask. I'm guessing she's a really big Dr. Who fan.

Carmen Sutra said...

I believe it was Dr. Frankenfurter who once said, "Even smiling makes my face ache!"

Adam said...

You have to give our girl, I mean man, Ursula credit for this scarf, though. Unlike foliage past, this one incorporates horizontal stripes to combat the verticality the accessory imparts by design. She's trying not to look huge...not succeeding too well, but she's trying.

sfmike said...

Dear Sparkle Pony, please keep us updated on Condi's Russian Debacle. It seems those evil media people just broadcast an audio of her in a bitchy fight with some Russki. Gosh, I can hardly wait to hear what Condiski's Favorite Chronicler has to say.

Adam said...

Oh, I almost forgot...

"Yummy yummy yummy, I got foreign policy in my tummy..."

isabelita said...

So, like, since Bush is taking the Japanese PM to Graceland, I think Condi should take Plassnik to Walmart for a shopping spree. More sharing of the pinnacles of American culture.

dusty said...

I second Isabelita's idea. Its all I can come up with at this hour and drugged up to my eyeballs.

Anonymous said...

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Karen Zipdrive said...

The reason Condi and that Russki are eyeing each other like hungry wolves is because this is a rare opportunity for Dr. Rice to exercise her expertise in jumped the shark Russian Studies.
Her policies say 'niet niet' but her smile says 'da, da.'