Thursday, January 05, 2006

More Shallow Abramoff Observations



What else can we learn about Jack Abramoff from photos? Well, he wears glasses when he wants to look smart. His beard grows quickly. And he absolutely will not give free publicity to condiment manufacturers whose logos clash with his tie:



Also, seriously... is he on steroids? Or just panic-eating? The top two photos were taken two years ago. Here he is recently in Miami:



What the hell happened? What's up with his neck? Seriously, the guy is blowing up like a balloon!

11 comments:

E said...

Too many cream-based sauces at those fancy Washington dinners as he greased the palms of Congress.

That's what I think. Too bad, too...he's kinda hot...

Karen Zipdrive said...

He's obviously nervous noshing in anticipation of bland prison cuisine.
His new tailor, Omar the Tentmaker, said he's not that fat- he only looks like a 54 regular because stress adds the illusion of obesity.

Judge Not! said...

Still, sexeh!

Lulu Maude said...

Re the neck, the bod: alcohol bloat.

Anonymous said...

Oooo I'm glad the baseball cap seems to be a fluke, and everyone is allowed a few white T-shirt casual days aren't they?

Anonymous said...

Could be thyroid medication is causing his neck to swell.

Unknown said...

I vote for panic-eating and alcohol bloat..I been there,done that..

Anonymous said...

he's beefing up so he doesn't get killed in prison.

isabelita said...

That's a Heinz catsup bottle, so I'm sure he turned the logo away from the camera.
The guy is NOT hot,and he's displaying one of the symptoms of unbridled greed: Gorging, and growing a great big robber baron belly.

Peteykins said...

Isabelita, I was wondering if anybody would get the Heinz connection. Good job! You get an A+ in observation skills!

Anonymous said...

he's bulking up for prison sex...