What else can we learn about Jack Abramoff from photos? Well, he wears glasses when he wants to look smart. His beard grows quickly. And he absolutely will not give free publicity to condiment manufacturers whose logos clash with his tie:
Also, seriously... is he on steroids? Or just panic-eating? The top two photos were taken two years ago. Here he is recently in Miami:
What the hell happened? What's up with his neck? Seriously, the guy is blowing up like a balloon!
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Too many cream-based sauces at those fancy Washington dinners as he greased the palms of Congress.
That's what I think. Too bad, too...he's kinda hot...
He's obviously nervous noshing in anticipation of bland prison cuisine.
His new tailor, Omar the Tentmaker, said he's not that fat- he only looks like a 54 regular because stress adds the illusion of obesity.
Still, sexeh!
Re the neck, the bod: alcohol bloat.
Oooo I'm glad the baseball cap seems to be a fluke, and everyone is allowed a few white T-shirt casual days aren't they?
Could be thyroid medication is causing his neck to swell.
I vote for panic-eating and alcohol bloat..I been there,done that..
he's beefing up so he doesn't get killed in prison.
That's a Heinz catsup bottle, so I'm sure he turned the logo away from the camera.
The guy is NOT hot,and he's displaying one of the symptoms of unbridled greed: Gorging, and growing a great big robber baron belly.
Isabelita, I was wondering if anybody would get the Heinz connection. Good job! You get an A+ in observation skills!
he's bulking up for prison sex...
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