Monday, January 30, 2006

Anti-Intolerance Poster Unfairly Fosters Intolerance for... um... Intolerance



OMG, says, dependably, Agape Press, those classroom posters (shown in all its Satanic, anti-Christian glory above) in San Leandro are totally unfair because they foster intolerance for Christian Fundy Assholism™. Will you just listen to Bob Knight of the superimportant Culture and Family Institute?
"What [such policies] produce is intolerance toward anyone who won't accept homosexuality," he says, adding that in this case, that means "teachers who know that it's not a good thing to sell kids on the idea that it's okay to be gay."
Well, OK, pretty standard stuff. But then, hilariously, Mr. Knight gets a little overexcited and a lot swept up in the moment:
According to Knight, the heated debate going on at San Leandro High is not about safety at all. "This is about bullying people and saying you will kneel down and bow to the Baal god of homosexuality -- or we'll make your life very miserable," he says.
Whoah! You leave Baal out of this, Mister!

3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Kneeling down and bowing at the same time requires some very tight ab muscles, which I find very attractive in a lesbian.
:)

the Alpha John said...

What Mr. Knight fears most is the messiah we are trying to create. A predatory, teenage homosexual who will go forth and and convert all the teenage boys of all the Red State highschools into fellow homosexuals. Straight jocks will be beat up for their lunch money and forced to wear "The Smiths" tee shirts. Soon his female counterpart will come forth from a girls lacrosse team and makeout with every pretty straight cheerleader at a party under the guise that "her boyfriend is into it", until one day all the straights will have to pretend they're gay just so they feel like they fit in.

And the whole human race dies off. End credits, win Sundance, take Oscar with me in the bath tub.

Neil Shakespeare said...

Intolerant of the intolerant? Boy, that is Baalzy...