Friday, December 16, 2005

So How's Superstardom Treating Jean Schmidt?



From the Cincinnati Enquirer:
She was profiled as "Mean Jean" in the New York Times and lampooned on "Saturday Night Live."

Suddenly, people across the globe were talking about her.

"Jean learned that she's in the big time now, and she's not ready for that kind of scrutiny," said Herb Asher, an Ohio State University political science professor who has studied state politics for 30 years.
Scrutiny? I'll give you scrutiny:



What the hell is that? Speculation is not only welcome, but requested.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

A scar from that time the villagers tried to drive a stake through her heart?

Anonymous said...

either the pox she hopes to cast upon non-belivers or "love bite" she recieved while showering with Bill O'Rielly?

PWhit said...

misaligned stigmata?

Anonymous said...

Scar from "eye of newt" removal or bleeding heart republican??

Lulu Maude said...

Serial port? USB connection?

Anonymous said...

The heartbreak of soriasis

Anonymous said...

The Voodoo is working!

Anonymous said...

Bitch has a Lynn Cheney HICKEY. Fuck, she's ugly...

Shelly said...

mis-guided alien anal probe?

samael7 said...

The little eyehole the midget who operates her looks out of?

samael7 said...

Or, wait, the zipper the aliens use to get in and out of the body suit?

Or her inflation nipple? Or her seam?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Condi must have dropped her cigar.