Special Message for Grant T. Turner III

Grant:

Isn't is embarrassing that your mother is bragging, in a front page story in the Washington Post, about how she's raised you and your brothers and sisters in a idealogical cave, and that she succeeded in blocking your school's sex education program?

I think it's great, though, that ol' Moms isn't totally bigoted and hateful. Here's my favorite part of the article:

She added, "I will admit there could be a possibility" that in rare instances, people are born homosexual -- such as a cousin of hers.

"He's gay, and he's a great guy," she said. "He's a hairdresser. He's very artistic, very good at what he does, men's and women's hair. Fabulous decorator. And I remember playing together when we were young. . . . My brother was always into trucks and guns, knives and swords. . . . Steve was much quieter. He was much happier hanging out with the girls."

Emphasis added for that dramatic Sparkle Pony effect.

Oh, and one more thing, Grant: Enjoy your freshman year at Brigham Young University! You'll be safe there. After all, nobody ever rebells at BYU! Also, beer bongs look like a lot of fun, but they'll totally mess you up, so take it slow at first. :)