Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Condibox! Because Tech Companies Are Still Supercool!

Great news, everybody! Now, every time you use Dropbox, you're helping to keep Condi in her Ferragamos! The annoying app company or whatever it is selected Condi because she's always been known to show superior business acumen, displayed great knowledge of Silicon Valley in general and "Cloud" technology (ugh) in particular. Ha, ha, just kidding! They hired her because she's a celebrity spokesmodel who on occasion may be called upon to help grease a few foreign palms.

Hooray for Condi! Hooray for Dropbox! Oh, and don't forget that Condi is also the RNC's new spokeslady for income inequality issues 'n' such. It's great to be Condi!

UPDATE: Holy cow, response on Twitter is brutal.

And, as was inevitable, here's Drop Dropbox.


Lulu Maude said...

This on the anniversary of Marian Anderson's performance on the Lincoln Memorial.

How's that for symmetry.

OK, not so good.

Anonymous said...

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