Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Ugh


Republican vice presidential running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, walks across the tarmac to meet Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., after arriving in Allentown, Pa., Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)


There's cretinous Sarah Palin with her stupid novelty moose bag on her way to talk to her demented, imbecilic, bloodthirsty fans with her doddering, angry old running mate. Once there, they will whip their followers into a murderous, hateful frenzy. Please note the talking points tucked into her bracelet.

GOD, I am really so over her. I'm totally running out of adjectives.

21 comments:

jterry said...

Um... is that an index card tucked under her bracelet? Can she not even walk off a plane without instructions?

However, having the hair down is an improvement.

rptrcub said...

Before she goes to another one of her Nuremberg Rallies for rednecks, she really needs to reconsider accessories. Her gay friend Charlie Crist can help with that one.

Shelly Amber said...

"My fellow Americans....I am sooo happy to be here in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania with you good folks. You know? I always wanted to visit where Jesus was born and I am soooo happy John McCain brought me here, don't cha know..."

Neal Romanek said...

There goes the next President of the United States. God help us. Oh, God help us.

Osgon said...

What? No comment about how environmentally friendly her bag is?

Why, I'll betcha that not one single animal had to die so that Governor Sarah could properly accessorize!

[Hehehehehe. I made a funny: I used "Palin" and "properly accessorize" in the same sentence.]

Lulu Maude said...

It's hard to hold onto the glee, Princess. I thought if anyone could, it would be you, but there you are.

Peteykins said...

Oh, I'm sure it'll come back, Lulu.

And Shelley? Didn't you mean "My fellow prisoners"?

zoe said...

"Cretinous". Like it. Haven't seen it used yet, but it is so, so fitting. And the moustache sighting in the previous post was wonderful. Oh what will PSP do without Condi, Cindy and Sarah??? I guess follow her to Wasilla.....On second thought, no, there is only so much one can take.

Anonymous said...

Interesting job for a investigative reporter:

Who is paying for the Palin wardrobe?
Because she is a certified tax cheat already for not disclosing her 'per diem' charges to Alaska to stay in her own home.

So, is she renting her clothes? Is Cindy loaning her clothes?
hmmmmm.

Bet the moose bag is the only thing that is really her own purchase here.

Diane Griffin said...

I'm surprised it took you this ling, Princess. Gawd, she's awful.

Shelly Amber said...

If you look at the front page of the huffingtonpost, you will see that is NOT cards in her bracelet, but it appears to be a BANDAGE....
Did she try to slit her wrist? Rogue moose accident? Trying to keep Bristol from going to the National Enquirer???
Hmmmmm....

isabelita said...

This monstrous throwback is the conclusion of GOP evolution, if they believed in it.

itsnotmeitsme said...

I really cannot believe that Cindy would share her clothes with Palin. I think she respects her clothes too much.

Anonymous said...

With her hair down, she looks a lot Megan Mullally. If she weren't such a bigoted backwater county fair pageant contestant, anyway.

Gilahi said...

What amazes me is that the race is STILL as close as it is. God... What does it take to convince some people?

dguzman said...

Oh Princess, it makes me sad to see you seeming so down. Let's hope "that one" beat this one to a bloody pulp in November.

Anonymous said...

We enjoy your frustrated and impotent rage.

Jenny said...

My guess is that she has an index card injury. That's what the bandage is for....and do you think that she wears the same size as Cindy? I can't be sure, but Sarah seems a wee bit more plump than Cindy.

lacochran's evil twin said...

Do you think she'll start addressing people as "My friends" like McCain did in the debate? It became a tic!

Not *my* friend. And not this country's friend. Country first, my fanny.

Anonymous said...

Eww, now we know why she wears her hair up all the time-- it's kind of frizzy and thin-looking when it's down. Emergency updo, stat!

tangobaby said...

An effing moose tote? Horrifying. There are no words.

I guess Cindy isn't picking out her accessories for her?