Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, signs a Declaration of Strategic Partnership and Cooperation with Minister of Foreign Affairs of Macedonia Antonio Milososki, at the State Department in Washington, Wednesday, May 7, 2008. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
A what? What's this meaningless document? A Declaration of Strategic Partnership and Cooperation? Sounds non-binding. Neat, Condi! I guess every tiny fake accomplishment helps to blunt the edge of all the failures. Whatever gets you through the week, Girlfriend!
"This agreement is really from the people of the United States to the people of Macedonia," Condi said. And it's true! And as if to prove that for every big boy who won't play with her, there are two tiny ones who will, she also met with the president of Panama. Yes! Not the foreign minister! The actual president:
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice appears with the President of Panama Martin Torrijos Espino at the State Department in Washington, Wednesday, May 7, 2008. (AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson)
Please be deeply impressed.
So impressed, right?