Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Wife Swapping 'n' Double Dating for Condi 'n' George Down Unda

President Bush, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Australian Prime Minister John Howard, and his wife Janette take a tour of Sydney harbor as the Sydney Opera House can be seen at rear in Sydney, Australia, Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

So anyway, back to Condi! After their triumphant press conference on the surface of the Moon, Dr. Ferragamo and Howdy Doody hotfooted it to what was pretty much a vacation fake meeting in the warm embrace of the only foreign national government that likes us... and speaks English, so George can have a good time, too. Yay for boat rides! Yay for friends!

Then Condi got to eat some delicious food amongst some no-doubt totally casually chosen and not-at-all carefully screened or rehearsed cadre of Australian soldiers (um... not shown):

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, right, walks with Australian Defense Minister Brendan Nelson during lunch with Australian troops on Garden Island Naval Base in Sydney, Australia, Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Mmmmmm! What is that scrumptious creation in yonder chafing dish? It looks positively divine!

So it was a totally good meeting, and George 'n' Condi got, oh, just scads of things 'n' stuff done, OK?

Oh, and no Laura! Yay!


Anonymous said...

Dear PSP:

Your latest Condi-watch convinces me that what the tabloids are saying may not be off the mark:

There is something going between Dubya & Condi.

Well, what to say:

"What the world needs now, is love, sweet love, it's the only thing there's not enough of..."

Distributorcap said...

our prime minister is into Kangaroo Boxing

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute! Last week Condi was gay. Now she's not? Que lastima!

Valerie said...

The harbour hair Princess, the hair.

Do I detect the winds of craig and corruption are finally gathering for a high alert and major structural changes?

Please god, please god, please god.

Kelster93 said...

Valerie makes an excellent point. In fact, it looks like Condi's coif was still a bit windblown when she visited the mess tent...

Oh, Princess -- what might this portend???

Anonymous said...

Yum! Roasted kangaroo chunks!

dguzman said...

Condi: "Mmmmmm! What is that scrumptious creation in yonder chafing dish? It looks positively divine!"

Nelson: "Marinated aborigine! Tends to help us keep the social order!"

Condi: "Gotta get me somma dat!"

And wow, there must've been enough AquaNet flying around to put a brand new hole in the ozone. But she's gotta look good (read: white) for her husband I mean boss!

Fran said...

For the record, I think those surface of the moon photos had a real "wag the dog" feel to them. I have two words for you..


And after a good acting gig, you then get to go down under and have some Aussie whatever the f**k that is in the chafing dish.

I am still awed that her hair moves.

Civic Center said...

Charles Dharapak, the AP photographer, is obviously creating coded commentary. Look, the photo, seems to cry, at how disgusting these people and the food they're eating can be. Dharapak needs to be watched closely.

Lulu Maude said...

Braised genitalia, fresh from the loo.

Pursey Tuttweiler said...

The food in that chafing dish does give one pause. I would not eat that stuff, especially on a boat.