Friday, March 03, 2006

Calling Card

First lady Laura Bush, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and chief of staff Andy Card, seated behind, take their seats before President Bush delivers a speech in Delhi, India Friday, March 3, 2006. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Oh, sure, it looks like an innocuous enough photo, doesn't it? But I know my Pony Pals™ like to revel in the perceived rivalry between Princess Condi and Crazy-Eyes Bush. Can't you feel the seething tension between the two? Can't you see that they're both poised tensely, tendons wound taut as steel springs, each ready to pounce on the other in a tumultuous cavalcade of Ferragamos, Dasani bottles, ear-clips and press-on nails?

No? Maybe just a little?

Oh well, it's a good thing they've got Andy Card stationed right behind them just in case things get gloriously, fabulously out of control.

OMG, please let it happen.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only a whore would cross her legs over the knee. Tsk tsk, Laura.

Unknown said...

Laura still looks medicated up to her eyeballs..She really needs to get away from Condi.It's like looking at a "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" kinda picture when they are in the same frame.

Anonymous said...

I did notice that condi crosses the gams in the traditional ankle area. True Laura's at a chili cookoff on shitloads of valium and brewskies. Clamp those loins together you crazy first... librarian!

Montserrat Nicolás said...

Miss Pony,
Notin' like body language...

Karen Zipdrive said...

I see Condi is wearing her 'Planet of the Apes' wig again.

Christiane said...

If Laura could just learn to leave Condi's husband, er, the President alone then we'd be all right.

I'm hoping they'll wait until they are near a fountain, or a hot tub or a mud puddle because then it'll be all super hot and, oh Condi . . .

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd like to see Condi and Laura wrestle in a kiddy pool full of creamed corn.
Condi would kick her crazy ass.