Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Ask Not What You Can Do For Your Country, Because Rick Santorum Already Knows

Rick Santorum knows that not everybody has the time to, you know, go to Iraq and fight in a failing war. We can still serve our country, though! We can put Santorum bumperstickers on our cars! Heck, that sounds easy enough.


Anonymous said...

Dear Sparklepony,

I can't serve in the Army because I'm a confirmed sodomite. Can I still do my duty for the troops without giving up anal sex?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Dear Anonymous,
I think that sodomy chances abound while serving in Iraq and other places.
Simply ask your CO for "prison duty."

Fran / Blue Gal said...