(Photograph by John Schwartz. Click for bigger.)
It's what separates us from the animals, right? Here we have a quilted cotton sport coat by Dries van Noten paired with a white cotton shirt by John Varvatos, accessorized with an industrial catsup bladder to add an aura of grandeur.
I have a feeling they're going to stop leaving these things lying around where I can get at them. Either that, or I'll get an email from some division head with the subject line PLEASE STOP PLAYING WITH THE INDUSTRIAL CONDIMENT BLADDERS.
How easily this photo shoot could have gone spectacularly wrong!