Friday, March 28, 2014

So I Read Somewhere On The Internet That Paul Ryan Blew A Dog

My latest "What If?" column is up at Wonkette, and it may be a new low for the site, which is saying something. It's about Paul Ryan and... dog penises. I mean... really. And while it's true that I was prompted to write it at the urging of Wonkette's readers, I only have myself to blame.

5 comments:

Wayne in CA said...

I've read that same thing in several places just recently, so it's probably true. Not hearing any denials from Ryan.

Peteykins said...

See? "It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate."

dinthebeast said...

This, perhaps, to supersede the legend that LBJ during one of his congressional races said "I don't actually believe my honorable opponent to be a practitioner of barnyard sodomy, I only want to hear him deny it in public".

-Doug in Oakland

Drew said...

you know, the great Salvidor Dali once said, that great art, great art mind you; must repel as well as attract. This is great art!

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

OMG. Ew. EWW.

I look forward to the analysis on MSNBC.