Saturday, October 19, 2013

Callista Gingrich: Intensely Charmless

It's difficult to imagine how a visit to Mount Vernon could be made to be duller or more mundane than Callista 'n' Ellis's utterly colorless plug for the wonders of George Washington's mansion. And for that reason alone, the following video is a masterpiece of deadpan comedy:



It's like the Goddess Callista is a perfect cross between a schoolmarm and a regional network newscaster: she sucks the fun out of everything but looks so polished doing it! She is so great.

4 comments:

Civic Center said...

I want to see a Callista vs. Beyond Space and Time Government Worker Hair-Do Off.

Anonymous said...

Did she say "Yank my doodle, it's a dandy"?

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Who's inside the Callista costume?

Peteykins said...

LOL, that's one of my favorite comments ever, King Friday.