Tuesday, September 24, 2013

What If Ted Cruz Suddenly Grew Butterfly Wings?

  • Cruz dazzles all as he flutters gracefully towards the podium.
  • Cruz fails to defund Obamacare.
  • Dejected Cruz bumps head on his way out of the Senate chamber.


Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

He looks like a goddam angel.

Anonymous said...

What if Ted Cruz was in a forest and a tree fell on him; would anyone care?

dianegsocialist said...


I didn't know Ted Cruz was a faerie. He must be an evil piskie.