Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Lucky 13 For Callista 'N' Newt!



Has it really only been 13 years since Newt swept starry-eyed Callista off her feet? It's a modern fairy tale! You know, like Shrek!

Love, love, love Callista's version of vacation wear. It's so Palm Beach tennis court! This is a woman who must have deeply mourned the passing of Lily Pulitzer. 

And Newt? The vertical stripes aren't helping. 

8 comments:

Michael Strickland said...

That's the best Shrek analogy ever.

Comradde PhysioProffe said...

Her outfit is flattering. But jeezus motherfucke, Newt needs some serious fashion help. You'd think she knows better, and could help him look less horrible. Maybe she doesn't want to?

Aunt Snow said...

Good God. Callista's only what, 40? Lilly Pulitzer is before MY time, and I'm almost 60. It's so weird how she adopted old lady fashions.

Plus - poor Newtie. You can see how his shorts are riding up in his sweaty crotch.

fairi5fair said...

Newt looks precious in shorts. I hope he wears those on the campaign trail.

Mararama said...

You just know it's hotter than Hades, and yet her hair is impressively PERFECT. How does she do it??

desertwind said...

Icky.

Don't ya just know that Newt bored his tour mates senseless by "correcting" their tour guide. And spouting on ad nauseum. I hope he got ripped off buying fake antiquities.

Yicky.

Anonymous said...

People in Muslim countries love it when fat white Zionists walk around in respectful, appropriate costume.

No woman over the age of 30 should go sleeveless. Sorry. This one with the fake hair would actually look much better in hijab, especially traveling with her father.

Anonymous said...

I showed this photo to my about to head off to his first year of college son and he said: " Mama it looks like she stole the Gerber Baby and he didn't age well".