Monday, August 05, 2013

Huffington Post Not Trying Very Hard To Come Up With Nickname For McDonnell

C'mon, Huffington Post, is that the best you can do? Gov. Gifty? Really? I think we can all do better than that. Here's some of mine:

  • Governor Bribe McBriberson
  • Governor Diet McSupplement
  • Governor Robber McFavorville
  • Governor Oops! Where Did That Rolex Come From?
  • Governor Blame Miwifey
  • Governor Quid McProquo
  • Governor Wedding McPayforthecatering 
  • Governor E-I-E-I-O-U

Well, OK, so that wasn't so easy after all. Still better than Gov. Gifty.


Al Tecacca said...

What do you expect of a Governor when the capital is RICHmond?

The Cat's Meow said...

Since Governor McFavorville (excellent!) tried to force invasive ultrasounds on Virginia women seeking abortions, but had to settle for making them submit to (and pay for) unnecessary non-invasive ones instead, he will forever stay "Transvaginal Bob" to me.

Thank goodness I no longer have the lady parts that these Republicans are obsessed with violating. (Sorry, I know that's TMI.)

Peteykins said...

Do you live in Virginia? If so, probably a wise move, Cat's Meow.

The Cat's Meow said...

Yes, we are residents of Confederate History Land, which interestingly enough went for Barack Obama not once but twice. Life is never dull in the Old Dominion.