Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Enough Richard Cohen, Let's Have Some URSULA PLASSNIK!!!!!


YAY, YAY, YAY! It's been long enough that newcomers to this blog may wish to take a trip down Ursula Plassnik Memory Lane. I'll give you a couple of hours to take it all in.

Back? OK! Ursulaproduct has become so rare, that even though this is a little late (the photos were taken on July 29), I'll take what I can get.  And these snaps are NO disappointment. I mean, hubba hubba and va-va-va-VOOM:


OMG Ursula cleavage! And I'm sure you'll agree that even though we love the gigantic, tablecloth-sized scarves the affable Austrian giantess sports in cooler weather, that incredible jumbo necklace more than makes up for their absence. I don't think anybody other than the mighty Plassnik could pull that off, but on her it works wonderfully.

Google translate is imperfect, of course, but the gist of the short article is that being out of the spotlight seems to agree with Ursula, and that is obviously true. Lookin' good, girl! It turns out that she's now Austria's ambassador to France! Not a bad gig, I'm thinking, and probably not a particularly strenuous one.

We've seen Ursula with that gnomish guy before, and even though he isn't as handsome as she is, he always looks kindly and charming in photos, so I have no problem with that. I'm sure he gives her all the worship and attention she deserves. Plus: WTF is he wearing? It's magical.

Hooray for Ursula! OMG!

Thanks a bunch to Pony Pal™ Tim for the excellent tip!

10 comments:

Comrade Physioprof said...

Is that an actual thing, or does he just have a sportscoat hanging off one shoulder?

Michael Strickland said...

Thank you, especially as a palate cleanser to the Adulterous Mister Cohen.

Anonymous said...

Maybe this is a regional thing, but when it's SUPER hot outside, you'll see Black guys walking around with a hand towel or washcloth on their shoulder to wipe their sweat. Do you know what I'm talking about?

I seriously thought the guy had a brown hand towel on his shoulder. HA!!HA!!

Great update on Ursula.

-tasha

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

The last time an imposing Austrian went to France...

dianegsocialist said...

I think you have it right, Comrade. It looks like he's got a coat draped over his shoulder. You can see one lapel.

Peter, thanks for the Ursula update, it makes me really happy to see her looking so tanned and relaxed. I agree, the big big necklace must be worn with extreme care, and the thin straps and deep neckline she's wearing make it more proportional.

This day is starting well!

Partick said...

That is Ursula's scarf draped over his shoulder. He is no more than her personal scarf hook.

Fran said...

Aaaaahhhhhhh! I've been away for awhile - literally away, and I also am lost without my Google reader, so I have not been around. I return to URSULA HEAVEN.

Thank you. I'm going to go down memory lane, even though I have already seen it all.

The Cat's Meow said...

Ursula, darling, you need a little face powder, you're shiny. Doesn't Ursula have a personal nose-powderer?

Muscato said...

Oh, Cat's, I prefer to think of it as her irrepresibly strong life-force simply shining through, beneficently. I can only imagine the impact she's having in Paris now that she's not only affable, but Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary!

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

I really like her summer scarf.