Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Quickie: Urine Trouble

OK, so earlier I was using the restroom at work, and when I was done, I was dismayed and mortified to notice a tiny little dot of wetness right on the front of my trousers. It happens, right? *blush*
So anyway, as I was walking down the hallway, hoping nobody would notice my common yet embarrassing mishap, I thought to myself, "What causes more trouble in this world, religion or penises?"

And now, all these hours later, I still can't make up my mind.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My religion is penises, so I cannot answer that.

Michael Strickland said...

The two are so closely allied that I don't think it's really possible to distinguish "what causes more trouble."

dianegsocialist said...

Many religions are by those who have penises and somehow meant to deal with the problem of penises. Doomed to failure!

Cathie Carroll said...

I like to think they're splash marks from washing one's hands.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Definitely penises, because all the religious leaders on the globe have them.

Comrade Physioprof said...

Dude, some of the older faculty in my department, when I see them in the men's room using the urinal, they take a paper towel with them to sort of tamp off before re-pantsing. So prepare for more dribbleage going forward.