Thursday, August 16, 2012

Fashion Victim: Condi Shills For Some Damn Sports Team


Ugh, this doesn't make me happy. The universe has conspired to force me to have two football--related posts in a row. Unprecedented!

Condi looks great, even if she has been airbrushed within an inch of her life. Also, did you even know she had a Facebook page? Me neither. That's kind of embarrassing, too.

What we need now are outtakes!

Oh, right, and did anybody else notice that Dr. Ferragamo was NOT chosen by Mitt Romney to be his running mate? So it's au revoir to Condi Veep Rumors™ for at least... two years, max.

UPDATE: By the way, in case  you were wondering why I neglected to write about that golf club letting Condi in, it's because I'm bothered enough to have two sports-related posts in a row, and absolutely REFUSE to make it three.

10 comments:

Muscato said...

Perhaps dropping the Cares of State has also eradicated the furrow-deep corrugations of the Klingon brow?

Is it just me, or does it look like, in addition to smoothing the countenance, they also significantly slimmed the left arm?

Matty Boy said...

Okay, she was born in Alabama, got her undergrad degree at Notre Dame and grad degree in Denver and works at Stanford. None of these places make any geographical sense for someone becoming a Browns fan. (South Bend is closer to Chicago and Indianapolis than it it to Cleveland.)

As a sports fan myself, fans tend to choose a team very early. It's possible Condi had a crush on Jim Brown way back in the day.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Matty. Who in their right mind is a Browns fan? Ugh..

She does look very slim-photoshop is sometimes the devil. What's wrong with people looking like they normally look?

samael7 said...

Two years? I don't think you're giving enough credit to the reality-challenged. It's possible people will still talk about it at the convention, especially if Ryan-mania fizzles and the things he actually wants to do are made public.

Which, really, is a vanishingly small chance. It must be his bedroom blue eyes that have so many reporters hypnotized. I fear near-Palin levels of sycophancy yet to come.

samael7 said...

Holy cow. I'm only just now seeing the Jon Stewart/Daily Show riff on this very theme of Ryan-tonguing. I swear.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps she is positioning herself for a run for governor of Ohio?

michael said...

I'm sensing a 3rd sports-related post. The apocalypse is nigh.

Anonymous said...

And now she'll play golf, as well, at the Augusta National Golf Club
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/20/condoleezza-rice-among-first-women-admitted-to-augusta-national-golf-club/

Michael Strickland said...

michael already stated it, so let me ask: what will the fourth horseman of the sports apocalypse be?

Anonymous said...

"It's my team"?
Is this her cryptic way of coming out?