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I've already mentioned today how everybody is praising Condi's big speech last night, and that all these people are totally wrong. It was not a good speech. It was a speech bereft of all content featuring half-hearted jabs at Obama and the umpteenth re-run of her tired old "I was born in segregated Alabama and blah blah blah" yarn that we've all heard a million times already.
But if you want to see some really over-the-top praise not just of Condi's speech, but of the entirety of America's Princess Diplomat's existence, get ready for Keith Ablow's utterly insane testimonial offered up today by Fox News.
How good is Condi? OMG, you have no idea:
Very rarely in the life of a nation or a culture, a person appears who represents a true healer—from a psychological perspective—of divisions and fault lines, whether of race or gender or ethnicity or socioeconomic status, that occur naturally as the story of that nation or culture takes form.Ablow goes on to say that Condi will basically vanquish all heartache from this world, and that she could do this as part of the Romney administration, but –thrillingly– that would just be a pit stop on the way to CONDI 2016, after which she will heal the entire universe.
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Condoleezza Rice, with her speech last night at the Republican National Convention, qualified herself as such a person. Her intelligence is so obvious, and her grasp of the core truths of the American narrative so apparent, that those things alone could be mistaken for the reasons she galvanized the nation last night.
Condi contains multitudes. Praise her!
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Let it suffice to say that I thought of you and this blog more than once as I watched her jaws move and as I studied the vast, curved expanse that is her forehead...
And I also thought, Condi 2016! *shudder*
Tweety was smitten, also. He called her speech "presidential, more so than Paul Ryan's". Maybe he's getting another thrill up his leg? I could almost feel sorry for her and all of the high profile creeps she atracts, if it weren't for, you know, Iraq...
-Doug in Oakland
Ablow said "kulturbärer." That makes it all intellectual and stuff.
The picture (with Condi on the screen in the background) reminds me of 1984. If I recall correctly she even made a reference to "peace through strength" in her speech. Ok, not exactly "war is peace" but you get the drift.
Is that Rumsfeld in the background with Condi?
Shuddering.
Too bad her lesbianism is bad for any presidential aspirations she may have had.
Trotting her out at the GOP convention was brilliant...for the Democrats.
Love the picture of Giant Blue Shifty Doubtful Condi behind the actual thing, Orange Pointy half Klingon Condi.
Very rarely in the life of a nation or a culture, a person appears who represents a true healer—from a psychological perspective—of divisions and fault lines, whether of race or gender or ethnicity or socioeconomic status, that occur naturally as the story of that nation or culture takes form.
In other words: Very rarely do any genuinely accomplished black Americans want to have anything whatsoever to do with the white supremacist GOP.
Keith Ablow is the most discredited member of his profession in the modern world. His alma mater should rescind his degree.
I can't help asking myself, what keeps this vulgar petite bourgeoise going? This petite bourgeoise who failed to keep the nation safe from 9/11; who got us an in quagmire in the graveyard of empires; who talked about a mushroom cloud to justify invading a third-world country where we have no real interests; who cozied up to a Libyan dictator (what wonderful wedding it would have been: "Dr." Rice and whatever Gaddafi's first name is); and, above, who is complete intellectual phony.
What is, sadly, all too pseudo all-American about her is her utter shamelessness, total opportunism, and absolute fraudulence, especially when posing as a Russian "expert."
Oh, what keeps her going, before I forget my original question? Well, of course, looking at herself in the mirror. I can just see her looking at herself, with her carniverous teeth, muttering in the morning perhaps the few words of Russian she does know, "ia tebya liubliu, Condi moya!" She is "lebsian" in that she loves one person and one person only, me, me, me, the me-first ice-skating, piano-playing phony as a three-dollar-bill Kondee ...
Big Blue Condi does not approve of Podium Condi.
So, basically he's saying "No one would EVER throw peanuts at Condi!"
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