Pony Pal Matt emailed me yesterday and let me know all about California's weird senate primary, where basically everyone gets to vote for anybody and then the top two face off in November. The choices, it seems, are Dianne Feinstein, a bunch of nobodies and Republicans, and... Orly Taitz! "I'm voting for Taitz in the primary," explains Matt, "strictly for comedic purposes." He's right! If you aren't familiar with the multi-hyphenated Ms. Taitz, all you really need to know is this: she has incredible hair, she is profoundly ridiculous, and she is incapable of uttering more than two consecutive words and still making sense. I can't think of anything more entertaining than a Feinstein/Taitz debate. OMG, please let it happen.
Californians: you know what to do.
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Oh my, I can't get the picture of that debate out of my head. This post might as well have been the lyrics to "It's a Small World"!
Thank you from a devoted reader in San Diego.
How has she managed to stay out of jail? Weren't there are series of contempt charges and fines?
Dearest Peteykins: thank you for informing a public far larger than those who read my blog.
If I may add another thing the public needs to know about Dr. Taitz. FALSE EYELASHES! The greatest proponent of the little dead caterpillars since Tammy Faye.
She and the California GOP desperately deserve each other! Please give her more time in the spotlight.
The current state of the Republican Party notwithstanding, I'm not sure I could goof around with my vote. Even to wreak havoc on the other side. Gawd, it's like... well, I don't know what it's like. Having lust in my heart for Jimmy Carter? Just doesn't happen.
On the other hand, and more importantly, what the hell is Orly eating in this picture?
She's eating a puree of her own brain.
As comedic as that would be, birtherism is just soooo played out.
On the other hand, this might in some way increse the Donald Trump hit counts and drive the intern even crazier . . .
I'm torn.
Matty, you always say that about me having so many more readers than you, but it's really not true. Take a look at my Site Meter thing and see.
I'm sorry, but every chance I have to vote against Dianne, I vote for the Peace and Freedom Party candidate. Just because it makes me happy that they still exist.
Peteykins: Your numerical advantage over my blog may not be the dominance of Condi's heyday, but you are still ahead about 5,000 to 3,000.
She reminds me a little of Diane Noomin's Didi. A more matronly, domesticated version, though.
Did they let her FEENEESH?
Back in the early days of pre-9/11 Bush years, I remember so many people saying that he seemed like the kind of guy you could "have a beer with."
I never, ever understood that. What the hell would I talk about with him? What it's like to own sports teams? To be the heir of a small fortune? To be part of a family of plutocrats? That I made a poopie this morning? Only that last subject would be anything we'd have in common, and I fear he'd have me beat there, too.
Anyway, that's a long way of saying that, although I would also not like to have a beer with Orly, I would totally love to get her drunk off her ass, because I sense that the unhinged sloppy ranting would only be matched by her inappropriate come-ons to publican patrons.
I wish that Oily Taintz was MY dentist. Wait, no I dont!
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