Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Rick Santorum Asks God If It's OK To Wear Silly Hat

Republican presidential candidate, former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, accompanied by his wife Karen, holds a cheese head hat at Simon's Specialty Cheese in Appleton, Wis., Monday, April 2, 2012. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

...and God, playing against type for once, said no. Everybody knows God loves seeing people in silly hats, but not this time, alas.

And just to demonstrate that I don't only turn my "mean close-up" ray on Callista Gingrich, here's a tighter shot of what Rick Santorum looks like when he prays:


And now we know why his prayers are never answered. Also: subliminal "Exit" sign.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Santorum is much easier on the eyes than Callista, well physically speaking. Santorum, metaphysically is one scary mofo, when crowns himself Ayatollah Santorum.

Lulu Maude said...

Yeah--you can't get sarcastic with The Big Guy.

I'm surprised that he wasn't covered in Cheez Whiz on the spot.

Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com/Stinky-Cheese-Other-Fairly-Stupid/dp/067084487X

Anonymous said...

Permi9t me to answer your question with a question: Would you look good in a Burqua?

Peteykins said...

Everybody looks good in a burqua.

Flying Spaghetti Monster said...

Looks like his wife is using Santorum as a styling gel. Ugh!

Anonymous said...

Karen has some bad hair, huh?

cynic al said...

The Pope of Pennsylvania!
Not original. Saw it someplace on the intertubes.

samael7 said...

I'm . . . I'm having a Monty Python Life of Brian moment here.

You know the one, where Brian's followers schism between idolizing the gourd or the shoe.

Only it's Rick. And it's a wedge of . . . is that supposed to be cheddar or swiss? Swiddar? Not important.

The point is, it's like some fucked up version of The Calling of Saint Matthew, only not Carvaggio, not chiaroscuro, and with a wedge of fake cheese. So . . . I guess not like the painting at all. But still.

Anonymous said...

Hey Rick, you're holding that chair upside down!

Comrade Physioprof said...

That motherfucker has beady close-set eyes.