Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Sometimes Satire Just Writes Itself

(PSP flashback to 07-02-10, AP Photo)

I don't have much to add to this one:

The Indoor Tanning Industry’s political action committee has contributed $5,000 House Speaker John Boehner’s (R-OH) campaign account and another $5,000 to the National Republican Congressional Campaign’s Boehner for Speaker Committee.

$10,000! That must match at least what Boehner spends on tanning per month.


Anonymous said...

Money well spent by Boehner. How orange and vibrant he looks next to the pasty-white amphibian.

samael7 said...

So, does Mitch McConnell have the world's first reported case of Permanent Lip Subduction (PLS)? Because I have NEVER seen him with any other expression that didn't read like a Lovecraft-imagined batrachian Innsmouth townie preparing for the Deep One to arrive.

Also, he doesn't look better this way.

Peteykins said...

Well, my theory has always been that he is slowly but inexorably transforming into some sort of amphibian, but I think I like your idea better.

Fran said...

Apparently, they are tight lipped about it!
(insert rim shot sound track here)