Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Jennifer Rubin Newt-Panic Roundup

Oh, Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer... I just love Jennifer Rubin so much! She is absolutely freaking the fuck out about Newt Gingrich, and it is the cutest thing ever. She simply... sparkles when she gets like this! It's times like this that I just want to dress Jennifer Rubin up in an adorable outfit and place her on one of those plinths at Trafalgar Square so that a whole bunch of random tourists can stare at her and see how great she is.

So anyway! Newt! OMG, here's just one day's worth:



For those keeping track, out of eight posts today (so far), seven have been mostly about how awful Newt Gingrich is.

Are you trying to tell us something, Jen? What are you implying about Newt Gingrich? She's so subtle, it can be hard to tell sometimes.

10 comments:

The Cat's Meow said...

Did you see Jen get her ears boxed by Howard Kurtz this past Sunday on his "Reliable Sources" show? He was unhappy that she had called John King "a dope." Howie said that John King was most definitely not a dope. What was most amazing about seeing her, however, was our realization that this Jen pic you've posted makes her look years, no decades, younger than she actually is. And, oh, she dresses like Helen Thomas.

Christopher said...

What she's trying to tell us is she has a HUGE crush him. It's the only reason to pay that much attention.

treeingwalker said...

She's probably the only person whose cartoon cariacature portrait at the WashPo blog page actually makes her out to be more attractive than she actually is.

She looks like Prince Charles in drag.

Peteykins said...

I have nothing to say about Jennifer Rubin's appearance. Her appearance is irrelevant. I love her for her brain!

J. Matt said...

Jennifer Rubin's Appearance:
She looks like Obama in whiteface, lipstick and a wig.
I thought it was a photoshopped pic of Obama at first!

Anonymous said...

She DOES look like Obama! I demand her birth cirtificat!

"Sparkles" indeed; that is hi-larious.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Rubin? It's a dude!

Anonymous said...

Maybe she had an open marriage with Newt back in the 90's that didn't turn out so well.

Anonymous said...

"For her brain"? That's what all you men say!

samael7 said...

The buzz seems to be that Newt peaked in South Carolina and has fizzled since.

This is disappointing for so many reasons. Obviously, primarily, for Callistaproduct.

But the way he seems to set off Ms. Rubin is a close second.