Sally Quinn contains multitudes.
Did you know that Sally Quinn's brain is like a labyrinth? It's true! I know I mock CNN all the time, but this incredible parody of an insane Sally Quinn experiencing enlightenment on the lush grounds of a California spa is too, too funny. Two sparkly hooves way up to whomever wrote it, although the "I lie down in a spread eagle position or in a corpse pose" bit was a little over the top. Kudos to CNN for having the nerve to run it as if it were really written by Sally Quinn, which of course it isn't. It can't be, because Sally Quinn is ridiculous, but not that ridiculous. Right?
Next: Sally Quinn locates Nirvana within the lining of a Judith Leiber purse.
8 comments:
Wow. Now I want to see the movie version, where Sally eats shrooms at a California spa with Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, and then plays Twister on a Labyrinth with Death on her Totally Bogus Journey.
As you well know, Princess, the most ridiculous California Stereotype People tend to be recent transplants from elsewhere.
There have been some false equivalency folks on the right who have been saying, "Well, yeah, the right has goofball Christians, but the left has goofball New Agers, so it's exactly the same situation."
The big difference is that right wingers, most especially the folks in office, have to suck up to the goofball Christians. The goofball New Agers are ignored by left wing politicians and openly mocked by other folks on the left.
Thank you for this journey to the center of Sally Quinn's spread eagle mind.
Unless, of course, it's just a parody.
The corpse pose is getting a lotta press from celebrity yoga enthusiasts.
Who knows. Maybe it'll be bigger than Kaballah.
I think you're being too hard on her. Most people have no idea what I'm talking about either.
Sally Quinn's son is named Quinn? Quinn Quinn? That's pretty sad.
@ jg: I thought this as well. His name is Quinn Bradlee, so it's not quite so bad.
Do I need to know and/or care about this? That's all I want to know. I'm not sure that Sally Quinn has any bearing on the reality of my life.
Anonymous, I believe you've basically answered your own question.
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