Gosh, Rick Santorum is ever so upset! He just can't seem to get this whole Santorum Google daffynition thing behind him! It's so unfair! And Google is clearly prejudiced against Santorums because otherwise why would they allow all this Santorum nonsense to continue? They wouldn't do that to somebody other than Rick Santorum, like, say, Joe Biden. And bloggers are probably to blame, too, because they just love linking the name Santorum to that awful Santorum internet site over and over again, Santorum, Santorum, Santorum, like it's going out of style or something (he is, I mean it is). So everybody, please, stop it with the Santorum stuff, because it is totally gross and upsetting and unfair to Rick Santorum.