Tuesday, August 02, 2011

I Don't Have Much To Write About Right Now, So Here's A Picture Of Callista Gingrich Last Thurday With A Disturbing Elephant Furry

(Photo via Gingrich Productions Twitter)

I wonder what they'll get up to? I'd love to know. Wouldn't you?

Haw, anyway, this is a dumb photo stunt having something to do with Sweet Land of Liberty, Callista's children's book in which Ellis (get it?) the Elephant (GET IT? GET IT?) teaches America's tots about American Exceptionalism™. Neat!

So many questions: why does Ellis have tiger stripes on his trunk? Why is he wearing oven mitts?

18 comments:

samael7 said...

So...many...spheres!

Anonymous said...

The Elephant’s trunk is almost as big as Callista’s schnoz..

Why is Callista dressing like she trying to get an AARP discount at a Country Club dinner? She looks about 20 or so years older than she really is in her American Exceptional years..

Anonymous said...

Do you suppose Newt dresses up like Ellis some evenings? We know that isn't him in the costume because the seams aren't split. Come to think of it, all Newt would need is the trunk to look like Ellis.

dguzman said...

I'm more than a little disturbed by the patterns of bulges and dents in the outfit.

Oh, I meant the elephant's outfit, not Calista's.

Matty Boy said...

The tiger stripes show that he's exceptional.

The oven mitts? 'Cos Callista's hot?

Okay, I'm pretty sure I got one out of two.

smapdi said...

Take a girl like that, and put her in her natural setting.

AyeCallistaWeSingofYourGlory said...

I think it's 'cause elephant trunks are in fact wrinkly, and wrinkles are something with which, clearly, Mme. G. cannot deal. They've cartoonized them to spare her delicate, Tiffany-adorned sensibility....

Lulu Maude said...

Callista is joining that heartwarming Republican wife tradition of "authoring" a book on one of America's traditions. Very historical and all.

Lynne Cheney, eat your heart out.

Republican women are so ladylike.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

I can't tell which one has crazier looking eyes.

John said...

scariest of all is Callista's face; she looks like the Joker from the orignial batman tv series.

J. Matt said...

She's got cold, dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes. Like Laura Bush's eyes.

Anonymous said...

Calista wearing an 8mm white gold flat omega. Wholesale price about 5 grand in 14 K. 18K would be 30% more. The Tiffany account is showing. oh, is that a Cartier watch too?

Anonymous said...

Thank God Dr. Freud is dead. We have had enough of penis envy.

Cranky Old Batt said...

After reading the post and comments, I'm thinking the neutered Elephant is the message.

BrianSJ said...

Still, if Condi runs for president, you'll be back on full hairdo alert! Any inside info? A special presidential line from Ferragamo perhaps?

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Pink Pony Alert!! Yulia Tymoshenko has just been arrested for being disruptive in her corruption trial.

No news about the well being of The Braid.

z7q2 said...

Probably being the only resident furry here, I rather appreciate this post. And I'll speculate the 'tiger stripes' are actually scars from a trunk-whipping and/or rhinoplasty gone bad.

Anonymous said...

The stripes are so the trunk doesn't look like a penis. The oven mitts are so Ellis can't masturbate.