Friday, August 05, 2011

Great News For Hairdressers

Oh, sure, it's easy to get discouraged with "our side" every now and again: we squander opportunities, snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, wear scrunchies in public, etc.  But worry not, because fantastic news comes via an extremely unlikely source: Andrew Breitbart's Big Peace website, where what first appears to be a strongly-worded condemnation of inter-interior-decorator matrimony by the superbly-named Paul Hair soon takes an unexpected turn with a tantalizing promise:


[...] be prepared for the left to open the doors to sodomites from around the world [...]

Hooray!

7 comments:

Fran said...

Worldwide sodomites! Now that is going to be the party of the year... hairdressers a-go-go!

I tell you, all those tightly wrapped closet cases say the darndest things!

Matty Boy said...

I'm sorry I can't click the picture for a bigger version. I'm so spoiled visiting this blog.

Jimmy the Greek said...

And how, precisely, is one expected to, um, prepare?

smapdi said...

Is there a directory - a la gawker media - on bighollywood or something that lists all of these absurd big-crybaby sites?

sfmike said...

Hurrah! I want to marry a Canadian, and then an Italian, and then a Brazilian, and maybe finally I'll settle down with either an Australian or a Norwegian. This should be International Fun!

Christopher said...

This is an issue I follow closely what with my job working an org of that nature and having a foreign partner ... this goes back to the meme of any partner immigration benefits as part of a plan for "homosexual importation". This has actually been used by the right as way to try to unseat a congressmen.

You see? What don't have enough gays to do the hard work hairstyling and wedding planning and decorating, so like gardeners before us ... they have to imported.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

If Andrew Breitbart operated a theme park (let's call it Tea World), then logic follows he would have an "It's a Small World" ride that would profile sodomy as its practiced around the globe.