Monday, August 29, 2011

Ew, Condi 'N' Daffy Wankbook Story Actually Got Creepier

Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi receives US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, unseen, after her arrival in Tripoli, Libya, Friday, Sept. 5, 2008. Rice begins a four-nation tour of North Africa in Tripoli today, meeting with Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi and other top officials in what the State Department is calling a landmark trip that will symbolize the opening of a new era in ties between the United States and the oil-rich country. (AP Photo/Nasser Nasser)

So Daffy's creepy photo album of fab Condipics? When I heard about it, I assumed he had become infatuated with La Belle Ferragamo after meeting her in September, 2008. I thought Condi had so dazzled the nutty despot that, dazed and lovestruck, he had turned to scrapbooking as a way to make up for her absence.

But no! According to one of the guys in the Conditourage, Daffy already had the scrapbook and insisted on showing it to Condi 'n' Company, creating what was no doubt a uniquely awkward atmosphere. Can you imagine? He showed Condi the obviously creepy and stalker-y Condibook! 

So that photo up top is Daffy when he glimpses his African Princess in the flesh for the very first time. Imagine how thrilled and adrenalized he is! I think he thinks he has a chance with her! It makes my heart sore soar.

The saddest thing ever, though, is that dismal photo-op set. Poor Moammar's hope to win Condi's heart was dashed by that tacky decor before she even walked in the door, and he didn't even know it. It really is enough to make you cry.

And it goes without saying, of course, that the "new era in ties between the United States and the oil-rich country" probably didn't turn out the way Condi expected it to.


Fran said...

It has a vaguely John-Hinckley-doing-it-all-for-Jodie feel to it.


And I bet Daffy wanted to off Reagan too!

Lulu Maude said...

Only one armchair.

No wonder he never got to third base.

Sharkbabe said...

It makes my heart sore soar.

I guess comments can't do strike-through, but this is my fav sentence of the week.

God, this all makes me need an Ursula palate cleanser!

GregG said...

It looks like he's covered himself in Apple logos. Chicks dig Apple logos.

Lucy the Wonder Dog said...

At least he had a box of Kleenex handy, no matter which way the first meeting went!

dianegsocialist said...

Greg -- that is Africa, for his beautiful African woman.

Wow, could Gawd Awffie seem any more pathetic?

Jamie said...

Please, PSP, an Ursula palate cleanser! We need her big-boned wholesomeness at a time like this!

CUNTBunnies! said...

I made a pretty pic in honor of this special relationship between Q&C, hope you like it.