Monday, April 25, 2011

Best Ever Picture Of Donald Trump's Hairdo

(AP Photo [detail], 04-25-11) Click for an awe-inspiring 1800x1200 view!

I haven't been paying much attention to the whole Donald Trump thing because, ha, I'm not falling for it. Besides, vulgar reality TV show stars just aren't my beat.

But incredible hairdos are! I've always found Trump's hairdo to be a troubling, off-putting presence. It made me look away. At the same time, however, there was always that little tingle at the back of my mind: What is that on top of his head? What's going on there?

This subject has, of course, been gone over many times by others, but I really loved this AP photo from today because for the first time it was just so apparent how the coiffure is engineered. It's a triple combover! Wow, just totally big sheets of babyfine hair from both sides and the back stretched and interwoven into a complex layering on the top. It really is a wonder to behold, and so utterly unconvincing as to boggle the mind.

So anyway, be sure to marvel at the huge enlargement. And that concludes my one and only post on Donald Trump ever.*

*Oops, I guess this isn't strictly true. Still!

15 comments:

Fran said...

Layer-y, woven-y scary-y hair voodoo!

It is a study in vanity gone tragically awry and in the very worst way.

*shudders*

Matty Boy said...

I am the last person to tell an artist what topic they should plumb, but besides the haircut, Trump's peevishness makes Sarah Palin look like a living incarnation of the Buddha. There is absolutely no one he won't pick a fight with, including Jerry Seinfeld, Robert De Niro and soon, Charlie Sheen, who claims that gift cuff links from The Donald were actually "tin crap" instead of the lavish $100,000 prize the short fingered vulgarian claimed them to be.

I do think of him as a sign of humanity's ultimate demise, but he can be worth a laugh from time to time.

samael7 said...

It's not just a hairdo: it's engineering.

Peteykins said...

It's not just engineering, it's imagineering.

TexasYankee said...

Somebody needs to take a hedge clipper to those eyebrows.

TexasYankee said...

@Matty Boy - He won't shake hands because he is afraid of germs!

L. Greco said...

OMG this is my last post-prandial visit to Sparklepony blog!!

Cranky Old Batt said...

I do not care how rich this man is. There is no way in heaven, hell OR Fresno I would ever kiss him.

There is ugly, there if fugly and then there is this.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!^infinity.

(Seems the inside is erupting on the outside, yes?)

Rod n OH said...

...of COURSE! the triple combover...though now i can't get the image of a 'pre-combover' donald out of my head...the horror!

Lady Wesley said...

Sorry for the long link, but this photo of his locks blowing in the wind is alarming.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/TQT4MKQjDlI/AAAAAAAAiZM/-KmRD7Eqwlw/s1600/DonaldTrumpHairBlowing.jpg

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump is a mountebank.

Anonymous said...

I think the New York Daily News did a breakdown on the engineering of Trump’s gravity defying hairpiece.

allegedly, he had a scalp reduction, very 1980s faux fashion for combover artist, he has some sort of combover on the back part of his scalp, while all the crazy stuff in front is to cover the combover. Basically he parts his hair in something like three ways, with the the true combover is hidden under two other layers of hair.

Personally I think his hair hangs down to his shoulders when he is in the shower..

Anonymous said...

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Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Windbag. His hot air keeps that 'do aloft.

Tim said...

BEST Trump post ever! I've always wondered the same thing. Now that I've seen it close-up, I can ignore him completely.

There's got to be a name for someone so self-involved and vain, who goes to ridiculous lengths to look "classy" instead of bald. Oh, yeah, douchebag.