God, it is so much fun writing about Sarah Palin! Everybody has new and fresh insights about the Mama Grizzly. I am right now, this very second, writing a sentence about Sarah Palin! And now I'm writing another sentence about Sarah Palin! Have you heard of this woman? No? She's from Alaska, and she... well, wait, no. Why don't you go and read this stunningly pointless Associated Press "the story so far" article, just posted minutes ago, and catch up. It turns out she's pretty interesting! Why aren't more people hopping on the bandwagon and writing about this Sarah Palin lady?