Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Michael Steele: Glutton For Punishment

Great news! Michael Steele is running again for the prestigious GOP Anchor Clown position! I was on pins and needles all day yesterday, waiting, waiting, waiting for the announcement. “Yes, I have stumbled along the way but have always accounted to you for such shortcomings,” Steele lied, as an excuse for his hidden agendas. "No excuses. No lies. No hidden agenda," he continued. Yay!

“I believe the worst thing we can do now is to look backwards,”  Steele said. Ha, OBVIOUSLY.


drew in sf said...

If he doesn't look backward, he'll never see it when someone tries to empathize on his behind!

Christopher said...

I thought the whole point of conservatism was to constantly look backward. I suppose that's their forward. So looking backward would actually be toward progress.

Or something.

Trying to map this out in my head. Oh Michael! Always keeping me thinking/confused.

Matty Boy said...

There's the conservatism of the next big check, as practiced by Michael Steele and that woman who used to be governor of that northern state, her name escapes me for the moment. Next big check conservatism by its definition always looks forward.

lorrwill said...

You know you scared that poor little puppy for life by putting that name on his picture, right?