Joseph Cornell: Untitled (How to Make a Rainbow), silkscreen, 1972
Some dumb Christian group (a redundancy, I know) wants to reclaim the rainbow from the hairdressers, because they've made all the rainbows filthy and gay and Muslim or something. After all, rainbows aren't simple atmospheric phenomena, but were a promise from god to Noah and all the cute animals on his ark, what, 5,000 years ago when the dinosaurs drowned. Alas.
Please. Can we please just throw them this bone and let them have their goddamn rainbows? I, for one, look forward to never seeing anything this insipid ever again:
Who's with me?