- "Nice Ascot" – Andrew Sullivan
- "Ascot Advocate" – Joemygod
- "Ascot-Wearing" – Gawker
- "Wearing An Ascot" – The Awl
- "Wearing An Ascot" – Huffington Thing
- "Wearing a Gold Ascot" – The Gospel According to Hate
- "Does This Gold-Flecked Ascot Make Me Look Ex-Gay? – Towleroad
Mary, please! I'm so disappointed in you!
Let's get back to the question posed in the title of this post: when is an ascot not an ascot? Well, it's a trick question, because it's not an ascot. Dearies, that is a scarf, a very, very gay scarf, and it's tied in what is called a "European Loop."
This is an ascot:
I'm glad I could clear that up for you.
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You totally - er, um - you totally straightened that one out for us!
Thanks! Silly hairdressers indeed!
Thank you for paying attention to the details since nobody else seems to be doing so. In the video, I love that he associates witchcraft, homosexuals, the mafia, and San Francisco General Hospital all in one sentence.
Well, duh. Of course that's not an Ascot. Thank you for speaking up for us effete Ascot-wearers everywhere.
One of the more embarrassing aspects of this flaming queen's video is that neck scarf in all its gold-flecked vulgarity. My fave moment is, when describing his deflowering of his wife on their wedding night (all my straight friends do that, describe it, I mean) he screams "Jessssussssssssssss!" Girlfriend can etch glass with that sibilance.
He is, however, not merely a deranged queen reliving disco. He is a straight-for-pay professional homo-hater affiliated with Lou Engle Jr's 'mission to the Castro'. He is therefore used to extort money from old ladies in Waukeegan who will believe any kind of flim-flammery, it seems.
Fred Astaire made an ascot look good, but I can't think of many more people who can pull it off.
Dr. McCoy in Star Trek IV?
It's such dangerous territory.
Thurston Howell III
There must be a photo of Charles Nelson Reilly wearing an ascot, no?
Barrel-chested (yet fashion-forward) Fred from Scooby Doo.
"...screenshotted (is that even a word?)"
No. Thank you for asking.
It was a rhetorical question, anonymous.
We come back here again and again, loyal Pony Pals all, because someone has to have standards.
Thank you, Peteykins, for holding the line.
Please, the guy's so gay that glitter shot out of my CD port when his photo came up.
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