Wednesday, April 14, 2010

CNN Reveals Important News


The more you know! What a relief. I've been waiting for this news for years. I lie awake at night fretting over whether or not Kirstie's child will find love, and now he has! We can all go about our day now with that terrible burden lifted from our shoulders. Phew.

7 comments:

John said...

The television in the kitchen at my office is broken. So they've put a monitor up in its place; while CNN is still on all the time, there's no sound. You can almost hear everyone's brain cells regenerating.

Cartophiliac said...

I sure hope he's marrying a nice scientologist girl.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

to John Travolta.

Anonymous said...

Is 17-year-old son half Vulcan? If so, he's a little young for Pon Farr isn't he?

samael7 said...

Just when you think "lowest common denominator" can't get any lower without needing a sub-basement.

Bartman said...

How about a weight check on the young fellow?

Karen Zipdrive said...

I can't believe CNN failed to mention the most pressing story of the day--Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna have a new reality show coming out.