Whuh-oh, Richard Cohen is trying to be funny again. This time he's hilariously elected himself the official columnist of the teabaggers because, ha ha, whatever. And this goes on for several painful paragraphs like this one:
I can tell you the Tea Party official positions, although the Tea Party has no official positions. In fact, we are sworn opponents of official positions, although we do have them in an unofficial sort of way. We are opposed to big government, large government, huge government and government bigger than a bread box. We are also opposed to bread boxes, although I don’t know why.
Richard Cohen: not smart and also not hilarious.