"If [this legislation] passes, Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin will leap out of their graves to high-five Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and then head over to the White House for a fist-bump," says the spokesman. "That's the kind of radical plan that they're pushing down America's throat. It's the fine print that scares us."
Well, gosh, when you put it that way. Any plan which results in zombie Marx and Lenin high-fivin' and fist-bumpin' just can't be good.
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Oh, yes it can! That would be awesome!!!
*gives best-effort Theodore "Ted" Logan style thumbs up*
Fortunately, the fans of the radical right wingnuts have never heard of Marx or Lenin.
They should have said Darth Vader and Charlie Manson.
But are Marx and Lenin really dead anyway? Have you seen their death certificates?
Perhaps this "Christian" news service should remember Matthew 25:44-45: "'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or ill or in prison, and not minister to your needs?'
He will answer them, 'Amen, I say to you, what you did not do for one of these least ones, you did not do for me.'"
workers of the world - unite!
What DOESN'T scare the fringey 'right'? As a fear based 'philosophy'/shakedown it's remarkably complete. One might say it's airtight.
It's true, then. I thought it was just fanciful amusements, an overplayed meme to fill in the brief gap left by vampires in pop culture, before they came, as it were, back from the dead.
But it's true: the zombiepocalypse is upon us. Dog help us all.
Glad to see they're not overplaying this or anything.
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