Thursday, August 06, 2009

Quickie: Totally Reasonable Discourse Emerges

Via Sparklefave One News Now:

"If [this legislation] passes, Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin will leap out of their graves to high-five Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and then head over to the White House for a fist-bump," says the spokesman. "That's the kind of radical plan that they're pushing down America's throat. It's the fine print that scares us."


Well, gosh, when you put it that way. Any plan which results in zombie Marx and Lenin high-fivin' and fist-bumpin' just can't be good.

8 comments:

Madduane said...

Oh, yes it can! That would be awesome!!!

*gives best-effort Theodore "Ted" Logan style thumbs up*

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fortunately, the fans of the radical right wingnuts have never heard of Marx or Lenin.
They should have said Darth Vader and Charlie Manson.

Iain said...

But are Marx and Lenin really dead anyway? Have you seen their death certificates?

gleeindc said...

Perhaps this "Christian" news service should remember Matthew 25:44-45: "'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or ill or in prison, and not minister to your needs?'
He will answer them, 'Amen, I say to you, what you did not do for one of these least ones, you did not do for me.'"

Distributorcap said...

workers of the world - unite!

hooverific said...

What DOESN'T scare the fringey 'right'? As a fear based 'philosophy'/shakedown it's remarkably complete. One might say it's airtight.

samael7 said...

It's true, then. I thought it was just fanciful amusements, an overplayed meme to fill in the brief gap left by vampires in pop culture, before they came, as it were, back from the dead.

But it's true: the zombiepocalypse is upon us. Dog help us all.

dguzman said...

Glad to see they're not overplaying this or anything.