"If [this legislation] passes, Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin will leap out of their graves to high-five Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and then head over to the White House for a fist-bump," says the spokesman. "That's the kind of radical plan that they're pushing down America's throat. It's the fine print that scares us."
Well, gosh, when you put it that way. Any plan which results in zombie Marx and Lenin high-fivin' and fist-bumpin' just can't be good.