Monday, August 03, 2009

The Day the Birthers Died


The Magnificent Orly Taitz

Some of you may be surprised that I haven't written much about the whole "birther" craze (other than praising their wonderful hairdos). Truth is, I've been following it for a long time, indulging in it as a kind of guilty pleasure, like watching the Brady Bunch or having Schoolhouse Rock on your iPod. These birther folks are seriously weird and entertaining.

I'm afraid they've hit a brick wall, though. The redoubtable Orly Taitz, coiffure queen of the birthers, has at last produced Obama's birth certificate from Kenya! And this got World Net Daily very, very excited! And Free Republic, too!

The trouble is, of course, that Obama was born in Hawaii, and the "Kenyan" birth certificate is a humorous, obvious fake, complete with... um... laundry detergent jokes and "discovered" by a man who, in his past life, was a bigfoot hoaxer (LOL, really). Ahem.

I'm assuming Taitz will turn this around and say that the fake BC was planted by the dreaded "Obots" to destroy her.

Either way, ha, good show!

17 comments:

FranIAm said...

Oh the hair - do you think she uses Dippity Do?

*sigh*

I am surprised that the birthers haven't leapt upon the fact that his mother's name was Stanley and probably some God-and-America-hating tranny or something.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Orly Taitz sounds like a bad GYN malady that can only be treated with penicillin and sulphur.
And not to be tacky, but Orly needs to rush to Walmart and exchange that bra for something with better support.
It's never good to get soup stains on the bottoms of one's boobage.

Muscato said...

I'm just mad for Jon Stewart's description of Miss Taitz: "the lost Gabor sister". The lost, crazy, paranoid, hilarious Gabor sister.

Matty Boy said...

I like that there are two copies of the same document, purported to be from 1964, one on paper that looks daisy fresh and the other yellowed with a small rip in the paper where it has been folded.

The thing I don't like about the birther story is that I am forced to agree with Ann Coulter, who thinks it's crap debunked long ago, and that gives me an icky feeling even lolzcats and alcohol can't cure.

okojo said...

Ms. Taitz looks like she has gone to fellow lawyer Harriet Myers for make up advice. She is getting that racoon look around her eyes.

A judge is going to dismiss her one of her inane lawsuits because her constitutional abuse of eyeliner.

I hope she is thrown in jail so she freaks out that can't get to her colorist, and gets a cool black and tan look to her hair when she is the docket.

samael7 said...

WOW.

I'm thinking 1970s-era muppet.

Anonymous said...

It's not nice to ridicule the fashion choices of the mentally handicapped. Now stop that!!

Toriko said...

Matty Boy: Don't worry about agreeing with Ann. Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

Anonymous said...

Her appearance on the Colbert Report was awesome. I still don't know whether she gets the show.

That eye makeup. The best.

Mountain Sage said...

One would think that a lawyer would be a little more careful and do some double checking before posting and filing in court something like this fake birth certificate.

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Sharkbabe said...

Just more logical progression of the repuke hate/dumbassery/mental illness industrial complex ..

Gah! That pic is making me shudder and start to cry .. must go to archive for some Ursula palate cleanser ..

Rhode Island Rules said...

Whenever I see her name I read it as Taint. It seems to be a put on that cannot be real. Orly? What kind of name is that. Isn't that an airport in France? Especially paired with Taitz. That is definitely a stage name of a tranny narcissist. Again, Rush, Mann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Malkin, Bay Buchanan, Michelle Bachmann, et al would have been the crazy people on the soap box in the park or on the street corner spouting nonsense that you would have steered your children away from years ago. Today? They are paid millions and are given huge amounts of attention that conveys respectability. Why, why, why?

Fabulana said...

Why is she at Waffle House?

Bartman said...

Just saw her on Y-Tube with Schuster and the racoon thing is robust. The funny thing is that she is a Foreign of some make, which is ironic for the head birther.

Anonymous said...

One doesn't often see plates that empty at Waffle House!

Karen Zipdrive said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!
Keith Olbermann kept calling her Orly Taint last night on his show.