Monday, June 29, 2009

Prediction: Tomorrow's Richard Cohen Column Will Be About Michael Jackson, and It Will Be Painful

My prediction record has been dismal lately, but I'm feeling good about this one. He will also mention Farrah, but not Sky Saxon. Stay tuned!

UPDATE: Fail. I'm so totally through with the prognostication game.

Even more startling is that Richard wrote, instead, a perfectly good column about lifting the ban on hairdressers in the military.

4 comments:

dguzman said...

Puppy Steele is obviously not the only one gobbling up the Princess' every word. I'm guessing Little-Girl Cohen had to scrap that first draft of "Michael, we hardly knew ye."

Diane Griffin said...

Ah, but I can imagine the wonderfully obnoxious column he would have written. Did he sit next to Grace & the munchkins at the Big Apple Circus? The inquiring mindless want to know!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps there should be a new contest: "The column Richard Cohen would have written."

Evan said...

Seriously, though, where the hell did that column come from?

Stopped clocks correct twice a day, &c.