OK, so I saw the above quote in the Washington Times this morning and laughed and laughed. And then TPM highlighted it and I thought, OK, that's that. And then later I saw The Stranger joining in the fun and I laughed and laughed all over again. So I thought, like, what can I do with this quote to make it PSP worthy? And then it hit me: have Knoxie, the lovable corporate deer, deliver the line! I think Knoxie should come around more often, and maybe he will!