"See This? It's a Wedding Ring. Because I'm Married. To a Woman."
Florida's Governor Charlie Crist attends a news conference to officially announce that he will be running for the Senate, at the Florida Capitol in Tallahassee, May 12, 2009. REUTERS/Mark Wallheiser
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Why am I hearing strains of this song as I gaze upon Charlie and his finger?
Oh, brother. He looks like a woman showing off her engagement ring ever so coyly.
Gimme a break.
..when are they going to release topless photos of him?
I like how his lips are the same color as his face. George Hamilton, eat your tanned little heart out!
Charlie Crist brings gay marriage to Florida.
It's not a wedding ring.
It's a promise ring to affirm that he and his wife will maintain their virginity.
But I think we know where this is headed... future Christ Hand Turkey's... wedding ring sold seperately.
It's a ring that promises to take his beard, oops I mean, his bride to Washington, thus escaping the deadly-dull confines of Tallahassee.
I'm sure he thinks that since Abstinence Only works so well for him and his wife, that it should work just as well for everybody else.
stay home, charlie. maintain your tan.
p.s. mark foley has offered to sell you his slightly used address book.
cheap!
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