Saturday, May 16, 2009

Condi Had a Nice Time in Canada

Former U.S. secretary of state Condoleezza Rice accepts a Calgary Flames jersey from Calgary Mayor Dave Bronconnier before speaking at a fundraiser hosted by the University of Calgary school of public policy on Wednesday. (Jeff McIntosh/Canadian Press)

Well of course she had a nice time in Alberta, because Condi has a nice time wherever she goes, and she meets nice people who treat her courteously and she has nice chats with them and then they give her a jersey with her name on it and $50,000 and everybody is happy. Good work if you can get it! How nice.

I like the shirt; she can hang it in her special novelty jersey closet next to this one:

(Reuters, 03-31-06)

And this one:

(AP, 04-21-08)


Anonymous said...

Does the Canadian flag insignia on the jersey in the top pix hide the letter "p," given how much Condi is paid to utter her usual nonsense?

Matty Boy said...

Someone should give her a 00 jersey, to show the sum of her accomplishments. They can tell her it's a Jim Otto throwback jersey reference if she gets snoopy about it, but snoopy isn't her style.

Finding out stuff takes effort, while spewing old talking points and cashing checks is how winners become winners!

Lulu Maude said...

i'm so glad condi didn't have any siblings. she just glows with entitlement, never mind her tacky past.

mumsie would have been so proud.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Special novelty jersey closet? Please. You just know the real Condi is a butch at heart, and I'll bet she prances around her home wearing them to entice her partner Randy Bean.

desertwind said...

Nice is nice.

Anonymous said...

Gaw, I'd been able to repress the memory that Condi had been bestowed a shirt from my beloved Blackburn Rovers. That's here with Jack Straw, MP for Blackburn and Foreign Secretary at the time.

Brian said...

I'd give her a Condi 911 Jersey.

dguzman said...

I think the "10" jersey is perfect--it says "this one is a big zero."

And I'm with Zipdrive--you know she butches up with these jerseys on those sunny weekend mornings when she and Randy get up early to hit the Home Depot for their gardening supplies. That's what every self-respecting home-owning lesbo does on weekends.