Bahraini Foreign Minister Sheik Khaled bin Ahmed Al Khalifa, right, presents a tee-shirt to U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, in Manama, Bahrain, Monday April 21, 2008, after a meeting with Arab foreign ministers. Rice pressed her Arab counterparts for financial and political support for Iraq. (AP Photo/Bahrain News Agency)
I mean, seriously, look at this guy:
Every time you fill up your Escalade, this guy gets a little bit fatter. Eventually, he'll explode! The energy he expends while exploding will lead to important discoveries in alternative fuel sources! And then global warming will be solved! The end!
Doesn't Condi look like she's having fun? Like, tons of fun? Well, all she had to do was drop her guard for a second and her real feelings are frighteningly clear: