Seven babies sit in tummy tubs filled with water to cool down after a baby massage class held for young mothers in IJmuiden March 24, 2009. The "cooling down" segment is to simulate a womb-like environment for the infants to experience the warmth and comfort. REUTERS/United Photos
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Cheney is firing up the BBQ for the family Easter baby feed.
The necons were created by Cheney.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And... they have a plan.
All I can think of is the Woody Allen movie scene where the sperm are getting ready to head out on their mission and the Black guy says, "How'd I get here?"
Why do babies need massages?
How tense can they be, they're babies!
Karen - nonono its not for the babies. Its for the moms to get more in touch with their babies, stimulate their minds and their bodies with all natural ancient essential oils, and apply gentle pressure to their meridian and chakra points. Then they are immersed in a womb bath so Mom can assuage her guilt for ripping her baby out of it's perfect and ideal home inside of her and exposing it the cruel world.
Mom spends $50 - $150 to rub olive oil with some lavender on her baby then dump it into a bucket with luke warm water. As a yoga instructor I've had many many women ask me to offer a similar mum and bub class, but I have always refused.
If they're old enough to sit up on their own, the womb is ancient history, right? Silly womb simulator.
And don't dis the baby massage...a good belly rub helps the little ones get rid of gas.
I'm not dissing the massage, I'm dissing paying people to tell you to rub their belly.
Totally.
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