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The genius of Michael Steele strikes again! Have you seen their new survey? Do they expect to learn anything from it? Seriously, here's a sample of how the questions are phrased:
1. A recent national poll reported that nearly 25% of Americans want the government to pass more socialism. Do you agree or disagree?
4. Do you oppose so-called "card-check" legislation, which eliminates secret ballot elections during unionization drives and puts workers at risk of intimidation by labor bosses?
5. Should Republicans unite to block new federal government bureaucracy and red tape that will crush future economic growth?
Subtle! Also fascinating: the "Domestic and Social Issues" section, indeed the entire survey, contains not a single, solitary question about abortion or The Gays (although "Pro-Life" is offered as one of the choices for "key strength"). Anyway, the whole thing is so hilarious that it would be pointless to parody it. I mean, More aggressive use of Twitter, LOL. Luckily, I'm in a pointless mood, so here you go.