Monday, March 23, 2009

Gallant Michael Steele Hires Christian. Goofus Michael Steele Takes Money from Communist Education Satanists



Well, the Steeleweek got off to to a shaky start, a kinda good news/bad news deal. So on the one hand we have the wonderful news of Mikey actually hiring somebody! To be his web thingy visionary video web internet guy:

"I am excited to be adding Todd, a recognized thought-leader in digital media, to my team at the RNC," Steele said. "Todd brings the kind of outside of the beltway, real-world experience to Washington D.C. and to our party that we need as we reclaim the lead in the use of digital media to communicate with America."


A thought-leader in digital media! My, sounds fancy! But also reverent:

He currently lives in Washington State, where he works at his most important roles: Christian, husband and father.


Smootchy-smooch with love from Michael Steele, Christians!

On the other hand, though, Michael did a whoopsie and took contributions from Lucifer himself. And by "Lucifer" I mean, of course, the National Education Association, and somebody is miffed and needs a hug:

"I believe in raising money from people who share your vision of leadership," said Lonegan whose own campaign is closing in on the $2 Million fundraising mark including matching funds. "But I do not believe in asking for or accepting money from people or organizations whose mission differs from yours,” he added. "The National Education Association agenda is the exact opposite of the Republican Party's agenda, or at least what our agenda should be."

"What's next? Accepting money from the National Abortion Rights Action League, Handgun Control, Gay Marriage PACs and George Soros?" Lonegan wondered.


OH NO the big tent has a funny smell! Ew! Michael, help!

8 comments:

sfmike said...

A "thought-leader" is my favorite new ridiculous phrase. "A thought-leader in digital media" is simply gilding the lily, which sounds more hairdresser than Christian to me.

Anonymous said...

I, too, had heard this annoying term "thought leader" and wondered what it was. I sure don't want anyone leading my thoughts! They're just fine the way they are, thank you.

In addition to his other sterling gifts, Michael Steele is a worthless corporate jargonmeister. Fie on him.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yikes! Trying to concentrate on what you wrote and ignoring that puppy's giant vagina.

Gaius Lawrenitis Negris said...

OMG someone who hates Michael Steele as much as I do!!

David said...

Totally off topic, Bill Richardson appeared on Rachel Maddow this evening with salt-n-pepper goatee.

Terry in Silver Spring said...

"He currently lives in Washington State, where he works at his most important roles: Christian, husband and father."

Translation: He lives in Washington State and was unemployed until he was offered this RNC job.

Princess Sparkle Pony said...

Haw, Terry, also see my alternative definition of "going Galt" in the next post.

Lulu Maude said...

Our Thought Session will be held at 6 p.m. in the Community Room. Please be prompt. Our Thought Leader will lock the door at 6:01.