Yulia fever... catch it! Thank you, Pony Pal William, for the tip!
Also noted this morning at Gawker:
Kellogg, in the most boneheaded move in the entire history of all celebrity endorsements ever, is dumping Michael Phelps over his pot photo. Has any brand ever been more out of touch with its customers?
Indeed.
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She remind me of the Empress in the Never Ending Story.
"Fantasia can arise in you. In your dreams and wishes, Bastian."
Sigh. Yulia is an Empress, isn't she? Kind of like Catherine the Great, without the really, really, really wealthy country to support her whims, and far fewer serfs to throttle with her bare hands.
Wheaties! One breakfast of champions box closes, another box opens up - for both Michael and Yulia.
If Yulia's face were on a Wheaties box, I'd buy it. Especially if she were taking a bong hit.
Princess Sparkle Pony sure has done a lot for Yulia Fever! I'll bet all the love from around here has helped her get through her current political challenges, whatever they might be.
A couple of notes on the photo. I love the positioning of the hands--there is an elegance that suggests she might have once been a hand and face model, or that she somehow has a thing for Harlem Vogue Balls. And is it my imagination or is the braid looking even tighter these days? I like to think that, as her world spins out of control, Yulia ratchets up the pressure in her hair crown. It's her way of just trying to keep things together! I love Yulia!!!
Kellogg's doesn't want to be associated with stoners? Who the hell do they think has been eating all the Pop-Tarts the last 40 years? People who aren't stoned would never touch the goddamned things.
I have written a stern letter to Kellogg: I will never smoke your cornflakes again.
If it weren't for cereal (and ramen noodles) most college kids would starve. Too bad the real stoners won't give a shit and will only get a hoot out of this wonderful gaff.
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